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The worst Superstar hairstyles: photos
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Remember when CM Punk slapped Shannon Moore in the face? It was for having this haircut.: E0 W- L9 k! r# k( L$ C+ w
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Those crowds that chanted, “Rocky sucks!” should have been heckling his hairstylist.4 I) _2 Y' f! z5 A; L+ {
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Road Warrior Hawk wasn't even bald, but he shaved his head to look like an aging accountant." x/ Q( Z y, m8 u! U
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6 y4 V: P& D, w( N% ^% }5 e* UThe best thing about Paul Heyman's hair is that he knows exactly how bad it is.
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Afros are cool … if you’re Dr. J in the 1970s or a member of The Jackson 5.
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8 W3 B( R# D+ S- j# ? B$ S- JNot long after ditching this hairstyle, Tyson Kidd married Natalya. Go figure.
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Damien Demento hailed from The Outer Reaches of Your Mind. And so did his barber, apparently.: v8 o; ~+ }' _: u# V; |/ Y+ |
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The British Bulldog was awesome, but there was no need for him to have hair like Stevie Wonder.
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And Road Dogg shouldn't have copied his hairstyle off The British Bulldog.- K5 l0 u4 j$ X* I
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The craziest thing about Hulk Hogan's hair is that no one found it strange in the '80s.; T1 L& S4 I5 O( q- W
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Is it a coincidence that as soon as Darren Young lost the shock top he became a Prime Time Player?1 b2 v0 ] x* Z, H; f5 \
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% M, x! |" A' T* x( Y( R0 h fThe Red Rooster rocked a fauxhawk decades before the worst guy in every bar in America did.
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The Nasty Boys had hair to admire. Part mullets, part mohawks, all terrible.
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How do you make The Nasty Boys’ signature hairstyle look even worse? Dye it blue.
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$ Z, F8 L3 X- RKoko B. Ware told his colorist to make his hair look like the slush that’s left after an Italian ice melts.
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6 `# A- ^5 Z& d D- X; k3 m+ x4 D/ F MThe Missing Link's hair wasn't great, but come on. The dude lived in a cave.
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