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WWE's most absurd Superstars: photos
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2 f1 I$ P( w% ?2 K$ | ~Half-man! Half-taur! It’s Mantaur!
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Phantasio was great at making WWE fans disappear. Abracadabra!2 [+ \9 }: U0 r/ m
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6 Z1 R6 l# }; X0 R. ?. {Good thing Christmas only comes once a year. Who wants to see Xanta Klaus all the time?
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Who was Who? Who cares?; R! n/ j% B; [5 f
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3 x* r! k) W% lLook, it's Razor Ramon! Wait, no it's not.8 \, q b& a t1 L5 t# M
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T.L. Hopper could clean toilets as well as he could wrestle, which wasn't very well.
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Max Moon reminded WWE fans of a "Star Wars" movie. Unfortunately, it was "The Phanton Menace."
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" q) e9 t" \2 V; m; E* B: ZWho let The Goon out of the penalty box?
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WWE Diva Kaitlyn said Big Bully Busick's mustache was the finest in WWE history.
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Friar Ferguson may be the most inexplicable Superstar of all time.
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2 c7 X- k& T* n) P* M" \0 I+ I$ iIsaac Yankem, D.D.S was Jerry Lawler's personal dentist.& z5 g# E O9 S/ m7 j# e: w% `
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Who was WWE's Mystery Man? WWE fans never found out.
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The Repo Man's claim to fame is that time he stole Randy Savage's hat0 t g( R& n/ p( `. S" X1 ]' B
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9 I: e) n4 ]6 M5 p6 w$ ?Who knew Amish dudes could be as dangerous as Roadkill?5 V5 d- m7 e: F7 i4 P+ S
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Tony Atlas wasn't fooling anyone when he reinvented himself as Ugandan warrior Saba Simba.
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The Stalker’s camouflage made him disappear — into obscurity.
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2 R- V- N+ ^. b$ \The Spirit Squad gave WWE fans a whole new reason to despise male cheerleaders.
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Think Bastion Booger looked disgusting? Try watching one of his matches. Yuck!$ S2 l7 R" h; F/ b) I2 I) e
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* I9 b5 r3 G; u" ], y/ y4 Z9 fHad Canada not given us the Hart family, we might still be ticked off about The Mountie.& p) B- d' o( V5 E" I( I
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The Red Rooster attempted to redefine the word “chicken.” He failed." k. ~3 D9 t. y4 y; L5 P) C
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How did The Berzerker get through airport security with a medieval arsenal?
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Battle Kat went after rivals like a tabby on a ball of yarn.
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Tekno Team 2000 caused WWE fans to fear the future.
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, o9 c- |9 [6 i, j; Z* pNailz was surprisingly intimidating for a man in an orange jumpsuit.$ }" t0 I+ u# V' F+ h
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" m8 M U. E$ E* O1 BOutback Jack was WWE’s only Australian Superstar. The ones who didn’t make it can blame him.
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