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WWE's most absurd Superstars: photos
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% }: l9 p- r+ G- XPhantasio was great at making WWE fans disappear. Abracadabra!
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2 ] t; T" b3 P8 \4 g. lWhat birdbrain thought up The Gobbledy Gooker?
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Good thing Christmas only comes once a year. Who wants to see Xanta Klaus all the time?
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Who was Who? Who cares?
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, J4 Y& E9 a) z5 J% \8 @3 OLook, it's Razor Ramon! Wait, no it's not.
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T.L. Hopper could clean toilets as well as he could wrestle, which wasn't very well.& z4 N) H) m: V3 X& |' g, v* F
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3 m3 J% R( b# [* q% eMax Moon reminded WWE fans of a "Star Wars" movie. Unfortunately, it was "The Phanton Menace."- _8 Z" f; y0 K9 f8 C# S, m
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Who let The Goon out of the penalty box?" Q k' S6 l0 j, W$ ^' M4 w
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7 |2 O9 t% }/ NWWE Diva Kaitlyn said Big Bully Busick's mustache was the finest in WWE history.( F" S5 o; X4 P5 H5 y
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# G$ A- i) J; }. d2 l& l- zFriar Ferguson may be the most inexplicable Superstar of all time.- J8 ]) g5 \ C3 I, ~; @" R5 }
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Isaac Yankem, D.D.S was Jerry Lawler's personal dentist.& g3 |1 m: e% y! r" Q
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Who was WWE's Mystery Man? WWE fans never found out.
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The Repo Man's claim to fame is that time he stole Randy Savage's hat
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0 J0 ]. s' j/ bWho knew Amish dudes could be as dangerous as Roadkill?7 R8 d$ q3 v4 Y H3 p( D: ], X/ f
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, Q( G9 B1 |; j$ B' I* y* ^Tony Atlas wasn't fooling anyone when he reinvented himself as Ugandan warrior Saba Simba.
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3 o8 M$ g' t% W! DThe Stalker’s camouflage made him disappear — into obscurity.& z8 W) h$ F: g& d+ n2 y: \
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/ R" N! t; x J$ W% [0 DThe Spirit Squad gave WWE fans a whole new reason to despise male cheerleaders.
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0 T1 w$ a4 u7 e1 iThink Bastion Booger looked disgusting? Try watching one of his matches. Yuck!
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Had Canada not given us the Hart family, we might still be ticked off about The Mountie." t# ~/ ~, Y9 C. I9 F: z
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3 S7 f5 e0 r) Q/ d% e3 u+ M+ eThe Red Rooster attempted to redefine the word “chicken.” He failed.$ O8 w- Y4 ?- D% ?/ _
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5 i8 g7 N; a F( s0 R" [5 AHow did The Berzerker get through airport security with a medieval arsenal?' L% ^ d4 ]! [, T2 u
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Battle Kat went after rivals like a tabby on a ball of yarn.
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a# K4 p: m* fNailz was surprisingly intimidating for a man in an orange jumpsuit.
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Outback Jack was WWE’s only Australian Superstar. The ones who didn’t make it can blame him.
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