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Things Ryback Should Leave Shell Shocked: photos( Z# {/ P% m: r' I8 Z0 g4 T' w: R
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Dolphins display an impressive intelligence for a marine mammal, though outsmarting a "shark swimming with dolphins" like Ryback could prove too tough a task.& E: \: `+ U6 } p$ `- d, T
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Why settle for just a match in the Elimination Chamber when Ryback can hoist the whole steel structure up on his broad shoulders?
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- C* a# o2 V0 ^) u9 I# d, kThe Great Pyramid of Giza took 20 years to be built and it would take 20 seconds for this Wonder of the Ancient World to be Shell Shocked by Ryback.; P* C# n: K |) e) Y$ J; I [
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/ ?# ~9 X& {1 R, c: y7 \; iIs there any doubt that Ryback-mania would run wild over WWE Hall of Famer Andre the Giant?4 }" C% G0 s* }9 k5 T# w
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Ryback's assault on this all-you-can-eat buffet could make anyone Shell Shocked at the thought of cleaning it up afterward.! p+ J! N+ h, K7 O
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Michael Cole may call upon an old friend like Jack Swagger for protection, but even The All-American American can't keep the Raw announcer from the waiting arms of Ryback.. T6 c" o% a3 X
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2 Q( ?% L; }; w& g6 pHigh gas prices got you down? A show of force by Ryback can send prices crashing down in no time.
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Alberto Del Rio can pay a premium for anything he wants, but can he incur the cost of being Shell Shocked by Ryback?
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! v$ w' e& Y4 v& A; lIt's unclear who would be more Shell Shocked if Ryback chose to keep up with the Kardashians.' H' ?& G; J( \0 L$ I: T/ ^
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2 S6 c5 U7 {# u8 d, M' d& ^This mime will need to think outside the box if he wants to escape Ryback's wrath.) H9 x# S' W( I9 z% T+ R
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To get the Leaning Tower of Pisa to stop tilting over, just ask Ryback paralyze it with fear of being Shell Shocked.
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9 Y$ I3 l- { f* jThe Segway made some people think it would be more influential than the internet, but Ryback will influence its ability to function by leaving it Shell Shocked.9 f1 T" |8 C% t1 J
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SOS! The USS Missouri would immediately be under siege if they let Ryback on board.
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6 p+ J3 S) ]7 AVampires can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or by being Shell Shocked by Ryback.! x' w0 ?( w$ ]$ d2 H; h. U
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Big Daddy V may be one of the largest Superstars to grace the squared circle in WWE, but his size advantage would be Shell Shocked by Ryback's brute strength. |
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