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Things Ryback Should Leave Shell Shocked: photos
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& g6 d! K2 Z" y6 aDolphins display an impressive intelligence for a marine mammal, though outsmarting a "shark swimming with dolphins" like Ryback could prove too tough a task.
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v% Z& g! P Y1 _6 H: cWhy settle for just a match in the Elimination Chamber when Ryback can hoist the whole steel structure up on his broad shoulders?
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The Great Pyramid of Giza took 20 years to be built and it would take 20 seconds for this Wonder of the Ancient World to be Shell Shocked by Ryback.. n' I1 g& S+ _# Q2 M8 {: w$ H
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* ^" G6 h" |% c! K2 n8 jOnly Ryback can put California's Bridge to Nowhere on a road to ruin.
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Is there any doubt that Ryback-mania would run wild over WWE Hall of Famer Andre the Giant?# A' v& b9 f9 m: @
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Ryback's assault on this all-you-can-eat buffet could make anyone Shell Shocked at the thought of cleaning it up afterward.
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Michael Cole may call upon an old friend like Jack Swagger for protection, but even The All-American American can't keep the Raw announcer from the waiting arms of Ryback.
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4 N% C x& @7 UHigh gas prices got you down? A show of force by Ryback can send prices crashing down in no time.. f' L2 U9 i ^: [- X
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$ @' c% ~( l9 B T8 mAlberto Del Rio can pay a premium for anything he wants, but can he incur the cost of being Shell Shocked by Ryback?+ s3 Q7 h5 R$ f, W4 R8 a, q
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It's unclear who would be more Shell Shocked if Ryback chose to keep up with the Kardashians.
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This mime will need to think outside the box if he wants to escape Ryback's wrath./ H0 N+ a) ?/ p9 b, e ]$ Q( w
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To get the Leaning Tower of Pisa to stop tilting over, just ask Ryback paralyze it with fear of being Shell Shocked.
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Caution: Landing this jumbo jet in Ryback's proximity may lower the boom on this noisy plane.8 y `$ _$ t9 F! N% |+ J+ I5 H
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: N, d, v4 i% _+ wDamien Sandow needs to do a lot more than just mince words if the self-professed “Intellectual Savior to the Unwashed Masses” decides to tangle with Ryback.
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: P0 }( Q/ i, Z' m" J- V# IThe Segway made some people think it would be more influential than the internet, but Ryback will influence its ability to function by leaving it Shell Shocked.9 o% J5 v2 h# M3 E
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SOS! The USS Missouri would immediately be under siege if they let Ryback on board.: E- A# g, B& {+ a4 D1 H' }1 H# J
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( D# |# @8 }( o8 {& L- D6 S9 UVampires can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or by being Shell Shocked by Ryback.
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Big Daddy V may be one of the largest Superstars to grace the squared circle in WWE, but his size advantage would be Shell Shocked by Ryback's brute strength. |
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