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Cena rap 歌詞
"Rock wanted me to write his song tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece,
Cause Rock's like Lebron James, he took his talents straight down to South Beach.
"And for the past few weeks, Rock's been legitimately pissed,
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock, it's all in the wrist.
"Could we please have a week where you don't come out here and choke,
You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke.
"Ever since I opened my mouth about you, you been begging me to back off,
So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person, I think y'all both are jackoffs.
"And after April first, you won't be making no more movies,
You gon need surgery on your face just like you had on your boobies."
"Those popping pecs, they had more work than a locker room full of Divas,
I got a gift for Rock tonight, I'ma give him a Cleveland Steamer.
"Team Bring It? He's Team Lost It and the truth is getting scary,
Cause they weren't chanting 'Rocky' last week, they were chanting 'Tooth Fairy.'
"Keep making fun of this Fruity Pebble, Rock, cause I ain't even close to sick of it,
I'm Mr. Kung Pao Chicken, you just Miami Fried Chickenshit.
"And no. No, I don't have balls but I've got something in their place,
I'm gonna beat your ass at WrestleMania and put my nuts dead in your face."
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The Rock Concert #3 歌詞
Cleveland Rocks #1
Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks.
Didn’t invite Cena cause he totally sucks.
Cena started rapping, it all went south. Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Cena’s got a menstrual clock, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #2
Little Fruity Pebble from Newberry, Mass.
Rock’ll take his boot and shove it up his ass.
Betcha you’re all happy you’re listening to me, and not some goofy Eminem wannabe.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Ain’t no balls down in Cena’s jock, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #3
Little Johnny Cena went to the doc.
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn’t stop.
The doc said Cena . . . I’m a fan, but stop begging for that rectal exam.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Cena close up that smock, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #4
Rock saw cena making out with Eve.
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave.
Cena was havin' the time of his life. I guess, he didn't tell her that he's got a wife.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Divorce lawyer’s right up the block, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #5
April 23rd, 1977.
The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven.
Sorry Mama Cena, but check these charts. Little baby Johnny’s got lady parts.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Little Johnny’s got those lady parts, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #6
Doesn’t really matter how hard you try.
Never in your life will you ever taste pie.
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too, but you’re a walking virgin and you’re 42.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
You dress like Kirk and Spock, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.
Cleveland Rocks #7
Rock’s getting some wine and a dozen roses.
She’s going to meet his Holy Moses.
Getting with the Rock is the bomb. You don’t believe me, ask Cena’s mom.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Cena’s mom can barely walk, but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks. |
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