（含6月20日ECW剧情，未看慎入）6月22日最Extreeeeeeeme选手MEP
作者：Joey Styles 2006年6月22日 来源：WWE.comhttp://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2945030
在进入正文之前，我想表明我非常喜欢这个星期SciFi上播出的ECW的剧情，正如我讨厌上个星期的首映一样。
事实上，我认为若要让ECW能够在全球收视率，PPV销售量和现场售票方面最终强大到和RAW的程度，这个星期ECW的剧情几乎（说几乎，是因为我讨厌且一直讨厌摔角演出里的焰火）已经作到了一个新ECW所需要达到的标准。
我个人估测只消不到五年的时间，新ECW就能够在如费城的瓦乔维亚中心球场，或是纽约麦迪逊广场花园这样的竞技场，两万个座位一个不留的销售一空，而不再是象汉默斯坦大厅或是ECW竞技场这样的小场地。我并没有想要贬低这些小场所在ECW历史上具有的重要意义的意思，但是我希望自己能在结束职业生涯之前，亲眼看到和听到两万人数狂热的ECWfans们有节奏的呼喊着“E-C-DUB!E-C-DUB!……”
对你们这些网络上玩世不恭的家伙们来说，你们一定凭直觉就在电脑或笔记本上回答到“做梦吧，Joey!”，不过要知道过去每一个听说了我想成为职业摔角比赛主持人的家伙们，也都是这么对我说的。然而现在的我坐在有线电视新收视率动力站里面，（new ratings powerhouse不知怎么说才恰当），作为ECW之声在这里写着（其实是键盘上敲着）专栏文章。总之，唯一能告诉我什么事情可能和什么事情不可能的人，只有我自己。我也知道，那些真正的ECWfans们，读完我的观点后必然会同意我的。
下面正式切入主题吧。
要选出本周的MEP可不是件容易的差使，因为有太多合格的人选了，好比...
Sandman为彻底的大坏蛋形象做了一个完美的示范，面对的是叫Macho Libre的又一个体育娱乐brain-fart（brain-fart原意是想放屁又放不出，引申为想说什么突然记不起来了，这里不知道怎么翻好）事实上，我想建议在以后ECW剧情里为我们Extreme偶像人物Sandman安排以下对手：
Doink the Clown
Papa Shango
Akeem
Repo Man
Tommy Dreamer——ECW的心脏和灵魂，因为要求并抵御住了Big Show遇见过的最极限的ass-kicking(不知道怎么翻译好Tommy Dreamer, the heart and soul of ECW, for asking for and withstanding the most extreme ass-kicking that The Big Show has ever dished out and never backing down.)，并且一直没有怯阵认输。事实上，我的朋友Tommy在努力把受尽折磨（或是血肉模糊）的躯体挣脱开擂台边ECW帆布时，他是微笑着的。Tommy，Terry Funk将为你而骄傲，我也一样。
Big Show则是做出了如上所述的极限的ass-kicking。我看比起那些男拉拉队来，在世界上最庞大的运动员那里，我们的暴力创新者（应该指Tommy）能被激发出更多能量。
Randy Orton和Edge带给他们RAW的观众以及其他上百万观众们的表演，正显示出了我们早就清楚的事实，那就是ECW的摔交叛军们要比那些RAW的体育“娱乐”明星们厉害的多。
Kurt Angle和Rob Van Dam赢得了他们的合作比赛，然后满怀着他们能够（也一定会）分别打败Randy Orton和Edge的自信，迎接星期日的Vengeance。
Kelly 也有两个入选理由。
那么本周的MEP是——
Sabu，Sabu在3百多万电视观众面前，倾尽全力最终向世界证明了这位自杀式，他杀式，种族屠杀式，蔑视死亡的狂人，永远都是世界上这项最伟大的体育运动里面，最有革新精神，最危险的竞争者。
欲挖苦者及讨厌ECW的人可以通过joeystyles@kissmyass.com反馈意见和建议。
注：大家注意他提供的邮件地址，kiss my ass亲我屁股.com，笑死人了。
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[ 本帖最后由 xiazun 于 2006-6-23 10:14 编辑 ] 请英语好的朋友告诉我有的地方怎么翻好，米豆知道不？？
Most Extreme Player for 6/22
By Joey Styles
June 22, 2006
Before getting down to business, I would just like to go on record as saying that I loved this week's episode of ECW on SciFi as much as I hated last week's premier.
In fact, I feel that this week's episode of ECW is almost ( I say almost because I hate fireworks at wrestling shows and I always will) exactly what the NEW ECW needs to be in order for ECW to eventually be as strong a brand as RAW is in terms of worldwide television ratings, pay-per-view buys and live event ticket sales.
I predict that within five years, the NEW ECW will sell out 20,000 seat arenas like The Wachovia Center in Philadelphia and Madison Square Garden in New York rather than small venues like The ECW Arena and Hammerstein Ballroom respectively. I am not downplaying the signifigance of those smaller arenas in the history of ECW but I need to see and hear 20,000 extremely passionate ECW fans chanting "E-C-DUB!" before I can consider my career complete.
For you internet cynics who are instinctively replying "Dream on, Joey!" to your PCs and laptops, keep in mind that "Dream on, Joey!" is the same response I received from everyone who ever knew I wanted to become a pro wrestling television announcer. However, here I am penning (actually typing) this column as the Voice of ECW, cable television's new ratings powerhouse. In short, the only person who tells me what is and is not possible is me and I know that the true ECW fans reading this column agree with me.
Now let's get down to the business at hand.
Choosing this week's ECW Most Extreme Player is going to be difficult because there are so many qualified candidates such as...
The Sandman for being a perfect example of what a REAL bad ass looks likeand disposing of yet another sports-entertainment brain-fart named Macho Libre. In fact, I would like to suggest the following opponents for The Extreme Icon for future episodes of ECW on SciFi:
Doink the Clown
Papa Shango
Akeem
Repo Man
Tommy Dreamer, the heart and soul of ECW, for asking for and withstanding the most extreme ass-kicking that The Big Show has ever dished out and never backing down. In fact, my friend Tommy was smiling as he struggled to pull his battered body up off of the ECW canvas. Terry Funk would be proud of you Tommy and so am I.
The Big Show for delivering the aformementioned extreme ass-kicking. I guess The Innovator of Violence can inspire more emotion in the world's largest athlete than male cheerleaders could.
Randy Orton and Edge for bringing with them RAW television viewers only to show them and the millions of others watching what the rest of us already knew; that ECW's wrestling rebels are tougher than RAWs sports-entertainment superstars.
Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam for winning their tag team war and heading into Vengeance this Sunday with the confidence that they can (and will) beat Randy Orton and Edge respectively.
Kelly for two reasons.
and this week's Most Extreme Player is...
Sabu for making the most of the opportunity to FINALLY wrestle for more than 3 million television viewers by showing the world that The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death-Defying Maniac is the most innovative and dangerous competitor ever to compete in the greatest sport in the world.
Cynics and ECW haters can send feedback to me at joeystyles@kissmyass.com
[ 本帖最后由 xiazun 于 2006-6-23 09:57 编辑 ] 感谢翻译！ 感谢你的翻译！
真是辛苦拉~~ 谢谢翻译～～～顶～～～ 说真的ECW从场地到转播到剧情到道具
真的不怎么样 反正比CZW还是强
ECW越来越难看了
看给BIGSHOW委屈的
[ 本帖最后由 九月 于 2006-6-23 22:29 编辑 ] SABU的自殺式飛撲真的是太屌了…
以前很少看到這種東西的…
雖然BENOIT也常表演。 谢谢LZ翻译~对于SABU~我觉得他是喜欢虐待对手(或自己?)多于喜欢赢得比赛...... 谢谢..辛苦了 感谢你的翻译！ xiexi la ~
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